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Hey, FMLL: I just read somewhere that almost 70% of women fake orgasms most of the time. In other words, most of us had sex with a girl who faked coming to climax with us. This is what I want to know: is there a way to know if my girlfriend is faking, and if she is faking, what can I do to help her come to a bona fide climax?

Ah yes, the old “When Harry Met Sally” puzzle rears it’s ugly head again–but with a pretty cool twist–you actually want to do something about it.

First of all: how do you know if she is faking it? Look for these signs:

* Over-acting. You know, she ends up sounding like a girl in a x-rated movie(Or a skinemax flick).

* Her moaning isn’t in sync with the action. Let’s say your “parting the pink sea” for your girl, and she sounds like she’s all into it, but you take a little breather, and she’s STILL moaning and writing, she might be faking it and didn’t realize there was a pause right then.

* Contraction. When a girl is about to cum, you can literally feel her close in and squeeze around your penis. It’s an awesome feeling and if that doesn’t happen when you have sex with your girlfriend, then she could be faking it.

Now these things on their own don’t prove whether a girl is faking it or not. But–put them all together, and the chances she is faking it for you go up quite a bit.

If you really think she is faking, the first step is to talk to her about it. Find out what she likes, the things that make her cum the fastest. From there, let her guide you to what she likes and doesn’t like. Take it slow and gentle with her, and you will help her to come to that climax that you both crave.

LoveCentria breaks down the mystery of lovemaking with helpful advice, graphics and more. Visit LoveCentria today to find out more!

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The $100 Million Sex Pill Scandal

Holy crap! You guys hear about this?

NEW YORK — At 9 a.m. on March 16, 2005, about 50 armed agents from the FBI, IRS, the Food and Drug Administration and the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, all wearing helmets and bullet-proof jackets, descended on the headquarters of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals in Cincinnati.

Most people have never heard of Berkeley or its controversial CEO, Steve Warshak. But many people are familiar with Berkeley’s largest brand, Enzyte, which bills itself as “the once-a-day tablet for natural male enhancement.” Enzyte is promoted heavily on late-night cable TV with commercials that feature “Smiling Bob.” In the spots, Bob grins his way through golf games and pool parties while a double-entendre-laced voiceover talks about “working with wood,” and “a big new swing of confidence.” The product itself promises “fuller, firmer erections.”

I always thought those commercials were pretty funny, but I never gave the product they sold a lot of thought. I figured it was like Viagra. Turns out it’s an herbal supplement. But check out what they claimed it could do:

Over the course of the eight-month program, your erectile chambers as well as your penis, will enlarge up to 41%”

Apparently people bought that line of crap.  Suckers are born every minute they say.

Anyway, buyer beware, right?

At least that stuff was herbal and not chemical.  I think  you’re always safer to go with  herbal supplements all around.  And as a rule of  thumb, don’t trust any company that makes wild claims, no matter how funny their commercials are.  You’re a lot better of sticking with products like ProSolution –no wild claims just good info, testimonials and straight talk about what you can expect.

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Dear FMLL: I know that girls like a good looking, well groomed guy, but does that include grooming…you know…my “package”?

There are lots of opinions on how important grooming your “package” (or “ManScaping”) is for a guy. Some guys think triming the hair and such is “too gay” while others swear that the ladies love it. My take? Ladies do like a well groomed man, and they like him groomed in ALL areas.

The problem, though, is how to “groom”. Shaving the pubic area is totally different from our typical, daily shaving. Most men will choose to just trim the pubic hairs, but others will jump right in and shave.

Being shaved seems to be the wave of the future for both women and men. I defy you to pick up a Playboy or Penthouse and find a model who isn’t completely free of hair in all her areas. Now, we’re starting to see this trend in male models, as well.

If you are thinking seriously of ridding yourself of hair in that area of your body, you might want to start off just with just trimming a bit. Not only will you look better, but you won’t have to deal with the “itchiness” that can come after a close shave.

Why should you trim or shave? Primarily, it’s great for sex. Women tend to prefer men with less hair “down there”, and even find it to be a turn on.

Furthermore, your penis will actually look much bigger once you’ve trimmed or shaved the hair around it. And who doesn’t want to look bigger right where it counts?

So, should you trim or shave? I say go for it. Start with a trim first, and see how you (and your girl) like it. Chances are, you’re grooming habits will enhance your love life even more.

PS-if you like the idea of your making your penis look bigger, check out Natural Penis Exercises. You can find out how some very simple exercise can enlarge your penis by almost 3 inches!

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Dear FMLL: Exactly what is the Kama Sutra? Can the Kama Sutra help my sex life? Why should I learn about the Kama Sutra?

Ahh, the Kama Sutra. When you hear it mentioned, immediately you begin to imagine the near contortionist-like positions which were rumored to enhance lovemaking. But it is so much more than that.

What is the Kama Sutra?

The Kama Sutra is basically a guide book, whose purpose was to educate the men in India in the ways of making love, of how to get pleasure and give it.

While it does include a multitude of complex sex positions, it also gave advice for giving massages, sensuous kissing, oral sex (both for men and women)and ways to create and keep intimacy between lovers.

Can The Kama Sutra Help Your Sex Life?

It never hurts any guy to get some new tips on making things new and exciting in the bedroom. Most men don’t really think of the Kama Sutra as that kind of guide. For many, it’s just a series of xrated pics that they would sneak peeks at whenever they found a copy in the library.

For it to really change your sex life, you have to change that mind set, and sit down with a copy and read it–thoroughly. And take it from me, it’s easier to say you’re gonna read than to actually read it. The guide overflows with information and making sens of it is a daunting task.

Luckily for guys like us, we’ve got a little help in making sense of the fabled Kama Sutra. Lovecentria.com has created what I like to think of as a “Cliff Notes” edition to help us understand and utilize the information provided by the Kama Sutra.

LoveCentria takes the mysticism out of the Kama Sutra with a complete set of videos, articles and ebooks, all which lay out exactly how a guy can bring the Kama Sutra right into their bedroom.

What’s more, LoveCentria teaches exactly what The Kama Sutra(literally, “The Treatise on Love”) advises men on how to know women, how to seduce them and how to bring them to complete and utter satisfaction in bed.

Everything you ever wondered about the Kama Sutra (and were afraid to ask ) is only a click or two away–right at LoveCentria.

Why should I learn about the Kama Sutra?

Well, I thought I kind of answered that already, but here it is in a nutshell: It will help you perfect your lovemaking techniques.

Look, we’ve all dreamed about making a woman literally swoon after a bout of passionate sex, and that’s exactly what The Kama Sutra will help you with. It will open your eyes up to new positions and will give you a whole new attitude when it comes to meeting, seducing and pleasing women. And these are lessons that can be utilized right away.

Ready to experiment with the Kama Sutra? Check out LoveCentria. It’s got a library full of videos, advice tips and ebooks with everything you want to know about the Kama Sutra and more!

Visit LoveCentria for the complete 411.

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Hey, FMLL: Am I horrible in bed?

Dude, seriously. Is that a real question? Cuz, if it is, then you are in more trouble than even you might think.

Now, that being said, what about those times when we (and I do mean “WE”) have off nights. It could be due to stress at work or school, maybe you had one too many and..when it came time to make her cum…well, we’ve all beem there. The thing is, with times like those, it can play hell on our confidence, and that can just send us on an ever descending tailspin in our sexual confidence. We start second guessing ourselves and our lovers. If this sounds like you, don’t throw your ego out the door–deal with the slip ups.

First of all, realize that somethings go wrong and there isn’t jack shit you can do about it. stress is one of those things. Whether it comes from work or school (finals and thesis obligations come to mind for me, first),or money problems, all of these can kill “The Mood” faster than thinking about Laura Bush doing a naked pole dance on a cold day.

Stress also has the fucked up side effect of making us think, “Hey, a couple of shots, and I’m good to go!”. You always start out thinking just a couple, but before long, you’re shit-faced and trying to get it up for a woman who is rapidly getting bored and frustrated waiting for you to get Mr. Happy standing at attention. Booze kills sex, man. Sure, it’s a great stress releaser, but it seriously hampers your ability to get it up and get it on. If stress is a factor in your life, you gotta meet it head on and deal with it head on, not try to drink it out of existence.

Try and remember this: if you’re questioning your abilities in the bedroom, you’re in danger of sliding down the slope of no self-esteem, which will turn what is a temporary (or even imaginary) slump into a permanent state of being. Don’t psych yourself out, man. See your bedroom stumble as a one time thing; something stressed you out, or you had too much to drink. Whatever it was, it was temporary. If needed, try shaking things up in the bedroom for a change. Try a different position (it doesn’t always have to be: you on top/her on top/you behind). Role playing can even be enough to shake you out of your slump.

“But, what if there really is a problem?”, you might ask. Well, for every problem, there’s an answer. All you have to do is find it. And the first place to look is on the ‘net. LoveCentria, imo, is the best place to get tips and ideas to make every lovemaking session the best you (or she) has ever had.

LoveCentria. What I can’t answer, they sure as hell can.

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Been taking a bit of time off, to get some business done and now its time to get Back to Business: the Business of Fixing Love Lives. And what do you know? In this week’s email bag was this question from a young woman:

Dear FMLL: I know I like foreplay, but do men like it too? How important is foreplay for a man? What kind of things do men like for women to do?

You’ve really basically answered your own question; if you like foreplay, you can be sure men like it to! Foreplay is an important part of lovemaking. It’s everything that comes before the actual act of intercourse. Foreplay is necessary for a healthy love life–it spices it up and helps the couple to get fully aroused, which only heightens their pleasure.

Most men don’t need a lot of foreplay to get aroused. Direct contact of his genitals can be all that he needs to get going. Now, as a woman, you obviously want to prolong this lovely moment, teasing and tantalizing your man into a hot, steamy and passionate encounter. To do this, I’ve got 5 sure to please foreplay moves for you to try out on your guy.

1. Be visually sexy. Wear sexy clothes which flatter your curves and highlight them. Wear some oh-so-naughty lingerie, so that with every layer of clothing that gets peeled off, he gets a nice piece of eye candy to make him all the more hot for you. And if you can add some sexy moves while you undress for your man, do it!

2. Tease him with your lips. Let your mouth trace a trail along his chest and abs, then breath slowly out, letting your breath warm his skin. Glancing up seductively and licking your lips will drive him crazy.

3. Be aggressive. Men love it when their woman makes the first bold moves. Being seduces by a lustful woman is a huge turn on!

4. Never underestimate the power of touch. A sexy massage, dragging your fingernails gently up and down his spine will definitely turn your guy on full blast.

5. Take him to the edge, again and again. You know when you’ve got him really going. He’s putty in your hands, it might be tempting to plunge right ahead into “The Act”, but don’t. Ease up a bit, moving to a different part to tease a bit more, always bringing him to the edge, but never pushing him over it. Make him beg you for…more of you.

When you do these 5 things, you are sure to have some of the most mind blowing sex of your whole life.

Men: Find Out The Moves That Will Make Your Woman Moan for More!

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